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Minds and Behinds
No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Next, they tried...
Still no good.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
share office space ...
Still no good
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Just Forget it!
Then came..
Unacceptable again!
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Nuts and Butts
So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Aut consectetur debitis ullam.
Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
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